I didn't feel like doing algebra so i did this instead. I'm Madeline. I live in Olympia. I like poop jokes, drag, makeup, fake fur, and other secret-sauce type stuff that you'll have to ask about because IT IS SECRET SAUCE
Yugoslavian monuments: what remains of a collapsed socialist society
Graduation Cap by Kelsey Solomon
dude. yes.
I hope you never find what you expect in my pants, like my genitalia generates into s/t different every day, like yesterday it was a teeny tiny bathtub filled w/rose petals and today it is a little (teeny tiny) handsome man in a tux saying “welcome to this fine establishment may I take your coat”
Dr Pepper for MEN
AXE shampoo for MEN
Hair care for ANTS
Body wash for SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLES
Toothpaste for INVASIVE GRASS
Mouthwash for THEORETICAL ELEMENTS
Face wash for METALLIC HYDROGEN
Shower gel for THE CREMATED REMAINS OF LOVED ONES
